To a native Oklahoman, almost to a man, there is nothing easier to spot in all the world than a foreigner. The alien in question need not be of far-flung descent to prick up an Okie’s ears; be you from Dubai or Des Moines, you will soon notice your new disarmingly talkative acquaintance plying you [...]

There’s no need to point out the irony of writing about a group of people while simultaneously arguing that they should be ignored. I’ve plumbed those depths myself and consider this a worthy cause. So: The Westboro Baptist Church craves our outrage. They seek it out and target it and lust for it. They don’t picket [...]

I just realized that Stiles from “Teen Wolf” is also the creepy pen salesman that takes Elaine Benes out on a date on “Seinfeld”. I need a girlfriend maybe.