And then the Lord broke up some fishes for everybody and said, “Blessed are the poor. Unless they’re on welfare, in which case you shouldn’t pay taxes from your hard-earned shekels to support their laziness. See, someday, people will have boots. Boots will have straps on them…you know what? It’s this whole thing I’ll explain later. [...]

I just realized that Stiles from “Teen Wolf” is also the creepy pen salesman that takes Elaine Benes out on a date on “Seinfeld”. I need a girlfriend maybe.